Values

Smartime has identified values we uphold in a quest for business excellence. Among the core values are: conduct business with high ethical standards - hide from your customers online, never respond to emails, and if they are stupid enough to call, just tell them you are on the moon and will remain there for the rest of the century; hire the worst employees, those who have a problem meeting deadlines and reporting to the management, and preferably without any command of English, treat them well and provide a first-class working environment, including 3 weeks of paid vacation every month.